For The New Yorker (w/ Nehemiah Markos):

• “Roles That You, a Digitally Scanned Background Actor, Will Soon Be Performing”

• “You’re Subpoenaed to the January 6th Committee Holiday Party”

• “Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled”

• “COVID Safety Protocols for Our Apartment Rager This Weekend”

• “New Postal Service Procedures Completely Unrelated to the Election”

• “Other Ways to Spend the N.Y.P.D.’s $5.6 Billion Annual Budget”

• “More Senate Rules Regarding Milk”

• “My Hudson Yards Shopping List”

• “Daily Affirmations for Anthony Kennedy”

• “New Features Coming to MoviePass Because We’re Screwed”

• “Please Don’t Answer This 2020 Census Survey”

• “Jobs for Black Americans Created by President Trump”

• “Announcing: Your Current Phone Is Garbage!”

• “Antifa-shion Week 2017”

• “The M.T.A. Workout”

• “Birthday Cards for Donald Trump”

• “Tax Help from H&R Block for Robots”

• “Coming This Spring to C.I.A. All-Access, Sponsored by Samsung”

• “The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016”

• “Would You Like to Take My Nonpartisan 2016 Exit Poll?”

• “From: Wells Fargo, Re: Closing the Accounts We Secretly Opened for You”

• “Please Use All of My Promo Codes”

• “A Super-Easy Guide to Voting in a Red State”